SHOCK BLANKETS FOR ALL OF YOU
- me: ends incredibly depressing sentence with "lmao"
can you imagine celebrities sending each other ugly snapchats?
My shrimp is so weird like when I touch it, it changes colors and kinda spasms sometimes idk
like it was kinda pinkish and then it turned red and now its yellow
and it has a stripe that wasn’t there before
MY PET SHRIMP
I Reblogged That For You: A Story of Internet Friendship
- world: we’re gonna use the scale where 0° is freezing and 100° is boiling.
- america: cool, we’re gonna use the one that doesn’t make sense.